AutomaticRifle15 [comrade/them] to news • 3 years agoPrince Philip dies at 99external-linkmessage-square119 fedilinkarrow-up1288file-text
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minus-squaredeterminism2 [he/him]hexbear12·edit-23 years ago"If it has no legs and it is not a beanbag chair, if it reproduces by cell diffusion but does not photosynthesize, and if it swims and it is not a macroorganism, it will eat Prince Philip." link
minus-squareinvalidusernamelol [he/him]hexbear8·3 years agoIf it's yellow and it is not a banana, if it's warm and not a cuppa, if it's liquid and comes from my pee hole It's going on Philip's grave link
"If it has no legs and it is not a beanbag chair, if it reproduces by cell diffusion but does not photosynthesize, and if it swims and it is not a macroorganism, it will eat Prince Philip."
If it's yellow and it is not a banana, if it's warm and not a cuppa, if it's liquid and comes from my pee hole
It's going on Philip's grave