lol

  • Randomdog [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Note that he's been dead for years and his death is being announced today to get something else out of the media cycle. What could it be?

  • kristina [she/her]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    damn did he die on the same day margaret thatcher did??? was this a delayed release?

      • kristina [she/her]
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        but did he die yesterday or just now? this is important info maybe the 8th kills bad brits

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
      ·
      4 years ago

      I wouldn't be surprised if they lied. Every monarchy will twist facts for appearance. And they surely would be aghast at endless "the same day Margaret Thatcher died" jokes.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    this is the best burthday present guys!

    :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :sicko-jammin:

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

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  • git [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Fucking finally :crab-party: .

    Thought it was something important like a nuclear exchange when the TV broadcast auto switched over to breaking news but instead it’s a fucking nonce biting the dust.

  • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
    ·
    4 years ago

    So sad, the Queen lost her husband and cousin on the same day :(

  • luceneon [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    His days were numbered ever since his child blood dealer died

  • ErnestGoesToGulag [comrade/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Dead Racist : "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/04/prince-philip-most-famous-comments-and-clangers

    • Wojackhorseman2 [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      4 years ago

      From the article op posted:

      In 1986, on a visit to China, he reportedly told students from Edinburgh University: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slit-eyed.”

      • Claus [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I'm glad the last thing he experienced was being outed for his racism towards his in-law and her fucking baby.

    • determinism2 [he/him]
      ·
      edit-2
      4 years ago

      "If it has no legs and it is not a beanbag chair, if it reproduces by cell diffusion but does not photosynthesize, and if it swims and it is not a macroorganism, it will eat Prince Philip."

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        If it's yellow and it is not a banana, if it's warm and not a cuppa, if it's liquid and comes from my pee hole

        It's going on Philip's grave