I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I got pissed on by a homeless guy once at work.
so did you just not notice he was pissing until it was too late?
I was around the corner of the building sitting on the ground eating my lunch... and homeless guy starts pissing on the wall around the corner... then like doing the crab walk along the wall to the corner where I was sitting so he couldn't see me until he was literally pissing on me. I just got splashed a little bit but he pissed in my pepsi. I was pretty mad.
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I think what happened was he realized he was pissing on the front of the store where literally everyone could see him so he tried to just shuffle around the corner while pissing and walked right into me
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:what: wtf that blows
Management of course didn't care. I think the guy was so hammered he barely even knew it happened so he just kinda mumbled and walked off as I should "WTF bro?" at him.
Management telling me just to get over it was what made me really mad.