I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah, this was like 5 years ago and I'm still haunted by it...that complex had a crazy amount of feral cats and that encounter solved the mystery as to why lol. I thought I imagined it, but a few weeks later one of my co-workers got the same order and we put her down in the system as "goth mother, lord of cats"

    • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I'm a big fan of both goth girls and cats but just thinking about that made my skin crawl.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, she/the apartment has a definite smell....

        I remember thinking she was actually really attractive and was imagining her bringing some unsuspecting person home to a hoarde of feral cats and chicken bones.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Im in America, so "doing anything about it" would mean the cops get involved and probably shoot the woman and incinerate the cats. It was low income housing so they wouldn't have hesitated.