I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • FeverDream [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    got drunk at lunch, came back onto the site, and broke a 100k piece of machinery. They never figured out i was hammered because I am just that good.