I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    working in an Amazon warehouse

    some dude was scanning away, he looked like a young guy so I thought maybe I'd glance over and give him a nod, start up conversation later. Having friends makes the night shift a lot more bearable.

    then he pretends to shoot finger guns at workers who have their backs turned to him, and then eventually turns the finger gun on himself and shoots himself in the head

    after he does this he catches me staring

    made sure not to end up too close to him again.

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        4 years ago

        fair lol but I couldn't help but feel he was gonna end up doing a terror attack

        • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Should have slipped him a copy of th kazinski manafesto. Just to make sure he went for the managment first

    • Loggedoff [any]
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      4 years ago

      At the FC I was at night shift had tons of people like that. 10 hr isolation shifts make everybody a little strange. The worst tho was all the people jerking off on facetime in the stalls I swear it'd be like once a fucking week someones obviously jerking off when I went to piss.