Gotta spend every evening getting outraged at whatever made up shit Fox News shits out then proceed to embarrass yourself trying to own the libs

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Still reeling from the time someone called me a food snob for making fun of that asshole who melted American cheese onto a $200 tomahawk steak.

    This shit is making my inner chef have several heart attacks

    • Ploumeister [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I’m reeling at the guy who had 4 lbs of just straight beef on his plate saying that was what he was going to eat for dinner

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I can't fucking fathom eating that much beef

        Like, I eat a ribeye on my birthday, prepared au poivre with a nice little salad and some potatoes, and that's pretty much it for my red meat for a year

        Eating more than eight times over that (and probably cooked to shit anyway), I can feel my guts dying

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            Like they really, honestly think that we get mad because they're eating beef

            I'm not even mad, I just don't want people committing suicide by beef

        • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          Not to mention four pounds straight of anything is going to be fucking obnoxious. I love me a good potato and lentil curry but if you plunked down four pounds of that and told me to eat up I'd go mad.

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        Good lord. 1/4 lb burger is enough to bind me to the couch for an hour.

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        4 years ago

        Holy shit. I cooked up about 350g of minced beef the other day, and I ate nothin but beef sandwiches for about 3 days. How the fuck that man has managed to have 5 times that amount in one meal is baffling.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I didn't know what a tomahawk steak was until I saw this comment and googled it, and now I'm irrationally angry about anyone paying that much for that little.

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        It's already a fucking gimmick meal for foodies with more money than sense

        THEN THEY MELTED CHEESE ON IT AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

        • Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          THEY MELTED CHEESE ON IT

          Those slices are probably not cheese lmao. I'm not kidding:

          By the FDA's standards, Kraft isn't permitted to refer to Singles as "cheese" because this word indicates that a product is made with at least 51 percent real cheese. This is why the label reads "pasteurized prepared cheese product." (In reference to why Kraft Singles American Cheese product can't be called cheese)

          So they actually melted something shittier than just regular cheese onto it