Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    8 months ago

    It's gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it's happening

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      That'd be awesome what are you talking about

    • g_g [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Coupled with the snopes article saying it's false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      "What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Cursed?

    Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office

    • Redcuban1959 [any]
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      8 months ago

      Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.

  • daisy
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    8 months ago

    The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.

  • buh [any]
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    8 months ago

    Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      We saw that with Jan 6 as soon as they're confronted with the possibility there might be consequences for them personally they all went home within 2 hours.

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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    8 months ago

    The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.

    Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      8 months ago

      They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule

  • DifferenceEngine [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.

  • MaxOS [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.

  • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution