✅ Shitty US flag clipart
✅ Shitty oligarch picture
✅ Shitty layout
✅ Shitty image compression
✅ Shitty prose
✅ Shitty message about a shitty future, instilling a shitty self-image in young people so they will take shit without complaining for ever and ever.
The idea that you owe your parents a life-debt, and in order to pay it you must cancel the death-debt that they have wrought upon material reality, is the most fascinating thing here. It's sickly self-aware. "Yes, we have annihilated the world, but we did it for you, and you owe us for your existence anyway. Now stop whining and go fix it because we've given up entirely."
The only one of these he actually said was “be nice to nerds” and he was talking about how Netscape had assembled the data for the justice department to pursue the late 90s anti-trust charges against Microsoft.
That must be why it's the only thing that reads like something he would actually say and not something my dumb aunt would piss and shit out
fuck, i've been out of school for years and i still don't have a car phone
i guess i can consider myself a failure :sadness:
have kids and then make them feel guilty for existing :big-cool:
also i earn my life
i'm like 80% sure ive seen the "rUlEs" of this years and years ago but it didn't have anything to do with bill gates. I think they just repackaged some dumb shit some boomer wrote, unless this is old as well.
Yeah, I've seen this as early as 2002, it probably goes back earlier
Even back then, conservatives were telling layabout young people to clean their rooms!
The subject phrase of all of these sentences are clearly stand ins for the word capitalism.
Gather round children. I'm about to do you all a favor by revealing what a terrible monster I and all who think like me are.
I always hate when people say life isn't fair like it's a good thing. If we have the ability to destroy the entire planet multiple times, I think we have the ability to work towards fairness.
Vice President with a car phone
And here I was with delusions of grandeur dreaming that I might have a phone mobile enough to be in my car.
yesterday i was banned for suggesting owning a phone was a human right.
This type of "motivational" nonsense can always be summarized in 3 words: Be a psychopath.
This list makes me want to put on sucide vest and walk into the offices of Microsoft.
Into the department of the office that makes Minecraft, of course
Car phone? This is either predating the internet, or some deliberately flawed propaganda. When was this speech Bill Gates gave?
It's old bullshit, boomers have printed it out and taped it to various walls for a good 20 years now
