AOC will you come after Biden the way you came after Andrew Yang?
I will edit this comment with my most personally embarrassing story when she does.
Edit - Me and my dumb ass.
Okay NSFW
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This is a sex story and all parties involved are fine.
Not wanting to get too graphic, I got frostbite on my junk when the person I was dating at the time wanted to try something kinky. I wasn't that adventurous at the time, and I wanted to be open-minded. See, they didn't read about how to do things like that and I didn't know any better, but assumed they did.
The hookup ended, and that was when I realized I could audibly knock on the frozen area. I had to head home after that time, but we were both freaking out. But I wanted to leave and so I did the 45-minute drive home, waiting to see what would happen. When it started to hurt, it felt like a sunburn, honestly.
I went to the urgent care and told the treating physician I fell asleep after a workout with an ice pack on my thigh. I'd like to hope they believed me, but as a more mature adult now, I'd be more forthcoming since they're a medical professional.
Anyway, I got a burn cream that worked and still have a scar on the area.
The embarrassing part was that I sent one of my messages to a friend in my work group chat instead of the one intended friend/roommate.
It wasn't enough to specify what happened, but they knew I had a date the day before.
Interesting. You’ve edited your comment, but i don’t find this embarrassing
Wait, did she condemn Joe Biden? I edited because I made an error in wording. I'll write the embarrassing story in the new edit.
Not terrible, actually. Whining about Hamas at all is :LIB: shit but otherwise better than I expected from her.
Pretty weak compared to the one she gave about Yang, but it is condemning, and the fucking filth in the comments... my god
Your comment says edited so I joked about it. My god what have I done
Ha that's not really embarrassing but it is pretty funny.
also how tf do I use # to make emojis bigger i keep hearing of a way but i never learned it
just stick the # at the start of a
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absolutely fuckign incredible. thank you!
the absolute wealth of emojis on this site makes it the best place to post on the internet :squirtle-jam:
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ahahaha and chuds will still say Biden hates israel.
Same foreign policy as Trump, sliiiiiiightly different domestic...
Like stepping back into the bath of lukewarm piss that was the entire Obama presidency. Weak-kneed, both-sides'ing, senile motherfucker. Joe Biden will soil his own pants before he puts out a legitimately good, wide reaching policy.
Not that it matters much but didn't Israel flatten that 13 story building and the rocket attacks were retaliatory? I've seen conflicting reports. I can't tell if it's just cynicism or what.
Israeli police being violent as Muslims were performing evening prayers at Al-Aqsa?
Gotcha, I'm used to pogroms referring to Jewish victims, so I was confused
well yeah this is evil and a trump admin would have put out something unhinged evil
And by the way you know I sit on the stand. And it get hot, I got lot, I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, uh blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool, and rub my leg down so it was straight, and then watch the hair come, come back up again, and look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping up on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap.
Have a picture of this somewhere; haven’t had a good opportunity to post it lately
