Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agoPls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phoneimagemessage-square125 fedilinkarrow-up1187file-text
arrow-up1187imagePls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phoneParsani [love/loves, comrade/them] to the_dunk_tank • 1 year agomessage-square125 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBynarsAreOk [none/use name]hexbear46·edit-21 year agoOh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone. Show link
minus-squareBoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]hexbear26·1 year agoThat product violates every Maoist principle, but damn does it look sexy. link
minus-squareParsani [love/loves, comrade/them]hexagonhexbear18·1 year agoIt's red and has Mao's face on it. He'd love it. link
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear20·1 year agothe absence of a Stalin phone case is revisionism link
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear20·1 year agoYou have to travel to a parallel dimension 2012 to get the CPUSSR 100 year anniversary Stalin drip link
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mlhexbear17·1 year agoIf I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me? linkfedilink
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]Mhexbear13·1 year agoOnce you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering link
minus-squareNPa [he/him]hexbear4·1 year agoMy landlord calling me to tell me they're adjusting the rent: Show link
minus-squareVenus [she/her]hexbear1·1 year agoThe ones with the faces are pretty extra but I like the more minimalist ones link
Oh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone.
That product violates every Maoist principle, but damn does it look sexy.
It's red and has Mao's face on it. He'd love it.
the absence of a Stalin phone case is revisionism
You have to travel to a parallel dimension 2012 to get the CPUSSR 100 year anniversary Stalin drip
If I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me?
Once you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering
My landlord calling me to tell me they're adjusting the rent:
w2c swag deng xiaoping phone case
Chud: Communism no iphones
Me:
Yooo that deng case is fire.
Wao those are pretty sweet
The ones with the faces are pretty extra but I like the more minimalist ones