I'm pretty sure the new Cruella movie isn't going to be girlboss feminism, it's going to just be a Disney-fied version of the Joker movie. Like I know some people were complaining about it already, but I don't get why. It's a Disney movie, it's going to be a mediocre movie written by committee and passed through so many focus groups that the message is completely incoherent.
Murray: You're serious aren't you? You're telling us you killed those 101 Dalmatians? And why should we believe you?
Cruella: I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothin' but fashion!
[Audience is shocked]
Murray: Let me get this straight. You think that wearing over 100 dogs is fashionable?
Cruella: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Fashion is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that know so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's beautiful, or not.
Murray: OK, I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?
Cruella: Come on, Murray~. Do I look like the kind of fashionista that could start a movement?
it'd be funny if it was a girlboss film and they got the updated cruella de ville song done by like ashnikko or megan thee stallion or some body like that all girlboss-ified
I'm pretty sure the new Cruella movie isn't going to be girlboss feminism, it's going to just be a Disney-fied version of the Joker movie. Like I know some people were complaining about it already, but I don't get why. It's a Disney movie, it's going to be a mediocre movie written by committee and passed through so many focus groups that the message is completely incoherent.
Cruella: I killed those 101 Dalmatians.
Murray: Ok, I'm waiting for the punchline.
Cruella: There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
Murray: You're serious aren't you? You're telling us you killed those 101 Dalmatians? And why should we believe you?
Cruella: I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothin' but fashion!
[Audience is shocked]
Murray: Let me get this straight. You think that wearing over 100 dogs is fashionable?
Cruella: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Fashion is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that know so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's beautiful, or not.
Murray: OK, I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?
Cruella: Come on, Murray~. Do I look like the kind of fashionista that could start a movement?
it'd be funny if it was a girlboss film and they got the updated cruella de ville song done by like ashnikko or megan thee stallion or some body like that all girlboss-ified
I like my version of the movie where a dalmation mansplains to her so she starts turning puppies into coats.
from what ive read the target audience is milf appreciators, and I am desperately hoping that's true
Ok I'm cautiously optimistic now.