Guys... I'm starting to think this Adolf guy isn't so great!
Let me finish reading his Wiki though. Shit's wild.
Bit idea: start prefixing every major historical event with "the first". e.g. "The first 9/11" "the first capitol insurrection" "the first COVID pandemic." That way history books will be ready when they happen again.
Okay hold up hold up hold up
You’re sitting here telling me there was a SECOND Great War?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I get this feeling a lot when I read about a historical event. I want to tell everyone about it.
You guys would not believe happened to King Edward V of England.
I'm gonna need a one sentence, 20 word max, non-sourced summary of that.
As a child-king he got fucking murdered by his uncle who was supposed to protect him.
I was ready to say you cheated by hyphenating, but unfortunately you expertly kept it under 20.
I also feel like I learned unnecessary information about British royalty that I normally try to avoid because I confused Henry V with Edward V. But in fairness to myself, fuck the Brits.
I love a good wikipedia rabbit hole, never know where you'll end up looking up strange things you run across online...
I just thought he was an "Austrian painter". Oh geeze oh fuck its on my timeline. I shared it on X and Facebook!
Careful.... Once I fell down the Wikipedia hole of "Past" it was pretty much over.
