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Twitter will not free Palestine, but it will certainly make the world a more antisemitic place

by Eve Barlow • May 25, 2021

I don't know who crafted the first tweet that simply said "Eve Fartlow," but whoever it was—bot or human—started a fire. Over the past two weeks, Twitter has been littered with the words "Eve Fartlow." Every time I tweet, this title is the response I attract, and it is pelted at me irrespective of what I write. Hundreds of trolls, some with blue ticks and some without, just start responding to me "Eve Fartlow" (some people have recently switched it to "Eve Shartlow" but "Eve Fartlow" seems to be the one that sticks). If we donated a JNF tree to Israel for every time someone tweeted "Eve Fartlow," there'd be no Negev left.

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  • Saint [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Two weeks ago, as Westerners began educating themselves about Sheikh Jarrah and the Iron Dome through stick figures with biased speech bubbles on the Diet Prada and Refinery29 Instagram feeds, something else started happening on social media. I coined it the world’s first social media pogrom.

    How does anyone survive with this little self-awareness?

    • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Writing a prescription for this lady's illness. It's a sheet of paper that says "LOG OFF" on it.

      Edit - She already covered this, saying that logging off was "digital suicide". Holy shit. This is actually posting yourself into mental illness.

      I'm not even joking. I genuinely think she should seek help because this is not a healthy way for someone to think. This is why you should genuinely "log off" lest your brain becomes wormed.

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I'm online way too much. But I post jokes and ask questions at reddit like - "Where can I get 2.5" to 3" wide polypropylene webbing to make a guitar strap?" Spoiler alert - that width is probably not available as retail.

        But if I was enraging myself by being online - I would have become a crazy person more a decade ago. I wonder if on average she checks Twitter every ~3 minutes all day long.

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    eve fartlow is the one that sticks

    this tracks, as eve shartlow is the one that shits

    :virgil-phone:

  • Baar [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    twitter user 'samoyedcore' was the instigator, by the way. they got blocked by fartlow a minute after replying 3 times, tweeted that they did, and then everyone else did it in their place until she privated. very funny

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Only thing to do is ban Twitter.

    If you are still on Twitter after reading her post, you're an anti-Semite

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    3 years ago

    It's all peace, love, and openness until someone wants to have a conversation.

    hahahaha a zionist literally going "so much for the tolerant left" lmaooo a conversation

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      It’s all peace, love, and openness until someone wants to have a conversation a Palestinian wants to exist.

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Cyber bullying Zionist scumbags isa wholesome activity, and boy howdy is it funny

    • howdyoudoo [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      You guys need to goad Zionist scumbags into making anti-American propaganda pointing out how all these anti-Israel Westerners live on stolen wealth, and ethnically cleansed land.

      If we play our cards right they'll do our work for us

  • quarantine_man [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    which mass shooting? there's like 4 per day on average https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2021

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Michelle Obama would never Fartlow, only farthigh.

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    In 24 hours John Podhoretz writes a 10 page piece in commentary magazine on Eve Fartlow

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I totally forgot he existed. I checked his Twitter. His most recent tweet is dated...

      Mar 20, 2019

      I guess he's "taking a break" from Twitter. But how do his would-be followers get to-the-minute updates about what's annoying him? I mean - if he orders coleslaw as a side dish but gets pickles - nobody will know!

      Edit

      He's been busy. He's the editor of Commentary Magazine. Plus - he gave himself a podcast there.

      John Podhoretz, author at Commentary Magazine

      2,275 articles by John Podhoretz

      That must include the podcasts which seem to come out a few times a week. My god.

        • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          "Today, I went to Denny's. I asked my waitperson about an item on the menu I was thinking of ordering - Super-Cheese Mac & Cheese. I proceeded thusly: 'One, is the cheese real and not processed? Two, what kind of cheese is it?' "

          "To my first question he replied 'Yeah? Maybe?' To my second question he said 'American? I think?' I ask you - dear listeners - how is one supposed to know what one is consuming in SCM&C if even the wait staff does not know!"

          Podhoretz rants for another ~11.5 minutes about SCM&C. "Another thing that bothered me was..."

          I wouldn't listen to that shit if somebody paid me.