This list conclusively proves that democracy needs to be destroyed and replaced by a one-party totalitarian Maoist government

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
    hexbear
    52
    6 months ago

    One saving grace I’d argue is that a lot of this isn’t “active” streaming, but rather businesses, public spaces, etc., just putting on Top 40 playlists as background music.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
      hexbear
      15
      6 months ago

      This shit still annoys me. The internet and Spotify (despite being owned by a combination of techbros and record label ghouls) gives us the option to really put some variety and creativity into day-to-day musak. My job has a Spotify and a couple of coworkers in the past have put on some real Clear Channel shit. Like, what's the point then?

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
        hexbear
        15
        6 months ago

        Thst happens in literally every workplace. That's what people like and they're okay with hearing only 5 songs over and over. It sucks

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
          hexbear
          12
          6 months ago

          I got co-workers that don't like Zydeco or Death Metal. Utter fascism. 😠

            • NPa [he/him]
              hexbear
              3
              6 months ago

              Just explain the lyrics to them every time they put it on until they catch ur drift

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                hexbear
                1
                6 months ago

                I don't even know the lyrics aside some seeming to threaten children with gun violence

      • NPa [he/him]
        hexbear
        2
        edit-2
        6 months ago

        I have a guy at work who plays the same 10-15 song playlist every single day, half of it this stuff in the op and half of it the worst trance remixes of popular songs I've ever heard. I don't tend to get angry, but that shit has led me to literally yell at him to please turn it off because I'm going insane. Like, I'm spending hours finding new cool music that I think my co-workers will like, listen to feedback, tailoring playlists for different times of day so we can have a good flow in the kitchen and this fucker just plays shit like this on repeat trump-anguish

    • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
      hexbear
      4
      6 months ago

      I discovered Alvvays cuz they used to come on the PA where I worked

  • dannoffs [he/him]
    hexbear
    44
    6 months ago

    You guys all sound like crusty grumpy boomers. People are allowed to like popular things.

    • moonlake [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      4
      6 months ago

      I am not dunking on these songs because they are popular. I like a lot of popular music. There are even some bangers on this list (Post Malone is awesome). However, most of the songs on this list are aggressively mid at best and completely unlistenable at worst. There is plenty of great pop music that deserves to be on this list.

  • NewAcctWhoDis [any]
    hexbear
    25
    6 months ago

    Some people in the comments here are about to change their PFP to a marble sculpture.

    • ped_xing [he/him]
      hexbear
      5
      6 months ago

      I don't get it. Did they reboot Wayne's World or how is this the only song from the last millennium on there? If you told me there was one such song and made me guess, I'd have said I don't know . . . Wonderwall? All I Want for Christmas Is You?

  • aaro [they/them]
    hexbear
    17
    6 months ago

    dance monkey is one of the worst songs ever recorded

    • Moss [they/them]
      hexbear
      4
      6 months ago

      I was gonna make this comment. That shit makes my ears bleed and I've never met a single person who likes it. I'm convinced its only popular because radio stations and retail stores were paid obscene amounts to play it 24/7

  • Cherufe [he/him]
    hexbear
    16
    6 months ago

    Actually much better than I expected. Fuck yeah Blinding Lights