if you get bingo it's double.

  • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Some of these are reasonable but most of them are trash. Time for a review that nobody asked for:

    Have a full time job - Sounds bad until you realize it's really hard to get a full-time job if you're not white.

    Live in Settler Colony - This one is trash. I survived ethnic cleansing and I still quality for this because they stole the land.

    Call the Cops - 100% reasonable. There is no reason to call the cops on anyone, ever.

    Vacationed - Bad. Vacation economies work as a great pushback against capital since it puts focus on people over property.

    Live in a Gentrified Hood - Valid. The homes are extremely expensive and fundamentally racist and shouldn't exist.

    Never been Imprisoned - I get the idea but it really should be "never been arrested"

    Be a Landlord - Should be higher. Way higher. Waaaay higher.

    Voted for the Democrats - Obvious psy-op is obvious.

    Be a boss - Should be higher. Way higher.

    Have Food Security/Water - This one makes a good point. Why don't people have access to these things??

    Been on an Exchange Program - Blatant Nationalism, lmao. Mask slipped a little on this one, didn't it?

    Colonizer - Acktulally, it's "you're" pays 50$

    Uses Doordash/Uber Eats - You're benefiting from modern day slavery, should be way higher but isn't because they probably use it all the time.

    Have a Trust Fund - You pretty much need to be a capitalist to get this, so valid.

    Have a Smartphone - Oo-oo aa-aa technology bad. I guess there's a case for child labour, but c'mon this is just ridiculous.

    In Public with no Mask - Triple it.

    Amazon Prime Account - Add a zero.

    Work for the state - Add two zeros.

    Have and Drive a Car - Reasonable. Cars are a fascist invention and are destroying the environment.

    Part of an Org - I'm sorry, did they forget to put a negative sign before this one?

    Own a Diamond - Yes if it's a blood diamond. Lab diamonds exist.

    Not in Reparations Corp - Fair enough. We all could be doing better.

    Went to College - This is just punching down on people who are trapped in infinite student loan debt.

    Have Health Insurance - Sure so they can deny you for being "out of network" and force you to pay out of pocket.

    So tallying those all up, I owe them $185. Not horrible, but I think I won't support a cryptofash psy-op.

    • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I called the cops on a guy who punched his girlfriend then crashed his car into the ditch in front of my apartment then got out and started threatening everyone.

      Lol I'd do it again too, the fuck else am I supposed to do there?

      I mean I know what I'd like to do there, but I'm not going to jail over it.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        I called the cops on a guy who punched his girlfriend then crashed his car into the ditch in front of my apartment then got out and started threatening everyone.

        On the one hand, god forbid what a cop in the wrong mood injected into the situation would do. Like, is all that shit bad? Yes. Is it worth a death sentence? Fuck no. Is it worth collateral damage if a cop gang shows up and decides to put down a few dogs or a neighborhood kid playing the street along the way? Absolutely fucking not.

        On the other, literally who else do you call?

        Lol I’d do it again too, the fuck else am I supposed to do there?

        Would be nice if there was someone you could call that wasn't a member of a psycho state-sanctioned paramilitary cartel.

        I think the "How dare you wake up at 2am after hearing a loud bang and make a risky decision about what to do next! Pay me!" attitude is dumb af. At the same time, the cops still suck and are not your friends.

        • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Obviously lol, but when you're in these situations it's literally the only option. Not going to feel guilted about it, shit sucks but it's the only option in this current society.

            • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              What alternative would you suggest when you see a woman getting beat by a drunk irrational man then?

              Obviously intervening in the moment, but like what do you do when he doesn't go away?

                • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  I sincerely hope you recall this convo and realize how stupid it was when you're faced with a situation like I'm talking about lol, cuz holy shit someone could die

                  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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                    3 years ago

                    I've been in this exact situation, and I regretted calling the cops when they:

                    • Arrived two hours after I'd made the call
                    • Sent possibly the two dumbest goons on the force
                    • Ended up arresting some guy on 'shrooms instead of investing the sounds of a violent crime

                    Would have been way better off calling a neighbor and investing myself than waiting for a clown car from the Houston PD to show up.

                    • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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                      3 years ago

                      I agree cops are dumb lmao, that's not what I'm talking about here, but not everyone is in a situation where they know their neighbors like that nor are they in one where they could do anything.

                      I don't know anyone here. I could go bang on some doors I guess? They'd just call the cops then, or on me for fucking running around banging on doors lmao

                      Like there are times in this society in which we live in that you have to call the fucking cops to stop violent people, and I'm not talking about people playing music too loud or whatever I'm talking about people who are actively harming others.

                      There's literally no other available resource. It just is like that sometimes.

                      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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                        3 years ago

                        not everyone is in a situation where they know their neighbors like that

                        How many of those people know their local PD officers? It's the same problem. We've just trained people to feel anxious around neighbors while feeling safe calling 911.

                        Like there are times in this society in which we live in that you have to call the fucking cops to stop violent people

                        Everything carries risks. And you make the best decision you can with the information you have. But plugging your ears and insisting "Police are the only option, you idiot!" only reinforces the misconception.