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There's no way this can be real, it reads like a randomly filled in Madlib
No idea. I know she hangs out with the "sailor socialist" girl though
You fool! Beard shavings are how you SUMMON ISIS. If he twirls that amulet like a pendulum three times widdershins under the light of the crescent moon, he's in for a bad time.
On second thought, do it, billionaire scum.
I've seen way more based takes coming out of twitter than any other big-cap soshmeed