How do I quit my job at the CIA?

Yanqui_UXO [any] · 3 years ago

pooh [she/her, any] · 3 years ago

Here’s what you do:

Take peanut butter and Nutella and mix it together in a ziplock bag
Tape the bag to your bare ass and put your clothes on over it
Go into your boss’ office and ask to speak to them
When they ask what’s up, squat down, clench, grunt, and act like you are shitting your pants
Before they can ask what the hell you are doing, reach back into the bag you taped to your ass and grab a big handful of your mixture
Put it in and around your mouth, and maybe smear it all over your face, body, etc.
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Enjoy your new-found freedom