Why are these journalists so unimaginative, they can literally write whatever bullshit they want to write, and yet they come up with the most lame shit possible.

Like "15 years of labor camp"?, why don't you just go all out and say the punishment is cross-generational corporal punishment or something?

One of my favorite hobbies is believing everything the Daily Mail says about foreign countries

Only video game osts are allowed in the DPRK. Nobuo Uematsu is a cultural icon.

:doubt:

Ah a man of culture, must be a J-Pop fan.

Even if it were true, anyone who gets caught because they needed to listen to K-pop THAT BADLY probably could use a dime in the pit.

:kim-drip: is a red velvet fan

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Oh yes, the Daily Fail