From left to right:

  • Black Panther - "Killmonger" because he's the actual hero in that movie. Raids imperialist armories and redistributes weapons to guerilla groups. Maoist.
  • Doctor Posadist - Space communist. Has no gender. Fights with nukes. Forces enemies to watch "Seaspiracy" before killing them. Trotskyist.
  • Iron Soviet - Cybernetically immortal Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Wears functional armor because a giant robot suit doesn't need tits. Has somehow read 7 volumes of Capital. Marxist-Leninist.
  • AnPrim Deadpool - Still uses guns, doesn't see what the problem is. Pen pals with Ted Kaczynski. AnPrim.
  • The Incredible SucDem - Technically a member of the team, but just shows up and never does anything. Loves to tell the rest of the team how they could "do better". SocDem / DemSoc depending on how many New Yorker articles he's read this week.
  • Captain AntiFa - Steve Rogers if he took the boot out of his mouth. Burns flags for fun. AnCom.

In case you can't tell, work today was... really boring.

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  • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I really want socialist superheroes! It's such a fun genre and also effective propaganda.

    :soviet-huff:

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        The comics are so much better than the animated movie in regards to that

        The comics had Stalin getting poisoned by his illegitimate son who was jealous that Superman was going to end up as the Soviet Premier

        They don't make him out to be evil or cruel, just that he really liked Superman and thought that he would be the best leader

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Which seems like a good call. The Zack Snyder whole thing against Superman seems weird to me. The dude can do almost everything and genuinely wants to help out, put him to work. Shit would be fixed in like a week