• Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    Do nothing for a year and then drink two gallons of lead, next question

  • warped_fungus [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    are we talking healthy gainz or just ballooning the fuck up? I can tell u how to get fat, a lot of beyond burgers and french fries, ice cream, potato wedges, and self loathing

      • warped_fungus [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        are u really going to call me out for not including the word vegan in front of every food I eat lmao, nerd. Haagen daz nondairy is literally in every store

        • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          Cream is literally a dairy product though so specifying nondairy is kinda necessary, or calling them frozen desserts or something

          • warped_fungus [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            Ya but this thread is specifically calling for replies from vegans and after so many years, im just not in the habit of specifying anymore lol. Cream only "usually" means dairy, as I'm sure you already know. I have all kinds of vegan food and non food creams. And again, vegan ice cream has been in literally every grocery store for st least five years now

      • blly509 [he/him,any]
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        3 years ago

        Cashew milk ice cream is amazing. Coconut or oat milk is just about as good with far less ethical labor concerns.

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        She forgot about like, ice cream ice cream, and was probably thinking of some cursed frozen shit tbh

        idk i bet its pretty good I'd try it

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Honestly I'd run very far from that idea. From a health standpoint, that sounds terrifying.

    But if you put a gun to my head... lots of homemade hummus.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Hell yeah just fold in that olive oil, fold that shit right in and shovel it down with chips

      what is a carrot, fuck you,

    • blly509 [he/him,any]
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      3 years ago

      Chickpea salad scooped up with Fritos to occasionally mix it up.

    • blly509 [he/him,any]
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      3 years ago

      That's what I was thinking, spaghetti and fake meatballs (or lentils if you wanna be whole food), maybe with some coconut milk mixed in is heavy as fuck.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    3 years ago

    consume 2x the level of maintenance calories lol, too easy

    • budoguytenkaichi [he/him,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Nothing in particular, I've just asked this question before to non-vegans and was curious what vegans would say without as many "easy answers" like all the junk food with animal products in it.

      • Phillipkdink [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        We'd just eat junk food without animal products. The answer is the same.

        • budoguytenkaichi [he/him,they/them]
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          3 years ago

          If we're being boring and non-specific, sure, but I bet that junk food's not exactly the same if we get more detailed about it. Cutting out literally every option with meat/cheese/etc ain't nothing.

          • blly509 [he/him,any]
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            3 years ago

            Trust me, I'm vegan and it is just as easy to get fat as it was before.

  • JuneFall [none/use name]
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    3 years ago
    1. Go to a weight shop. 2) Buy these plates to increase your training resistance with the matching kg count. 3) Done.