"You know what? I think this election we'll bypass all of those billionaires who throw us their scraps for serving their interests. This time around we'll show our appreciation for all our voters' dedication and pick a candidate that will really help people and start to tackle some of the looming existential threats...
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Sorry, I couldn't keep that up, especially when I saw some of them actually believed me!"
Those classic Democrat negotiation tactics at work.
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Sorry, I couldn't keep that up, especially when I saw some of them actually believed me!"