Sometimes I worry that the people in the grocery store won't be able to tell I'm a gamer just by looking.
Just do what I do, and stand awkwardly in front of the Axe body spray while stroking your lower neck stubble as though you were in deep thought. The mask doesn't cover it up anyway.
Bonus points if, while walking past the body wash section, you exclaim, "BAKA!" and Naruto run in the opposite direction.
If we're going to live in a cyberpunk dystopia, I at least want the cyberpunk aesthetic. This is fine. It would look neat at a rave or sex dungeon.
Silicon Valley in a nutshell:
"Our invention will totally transform society in real and impactful ways. That's not just PR, here are studies that demonstrate how!"
Venture Capitalists: "We're going to have to pass on this one."
"We took a task that can be accomplished with a simple piece of cloth, complicated it unnecessarily and added LEDs to make it look 'cool' to the segment of the population that doesn't change their underwear daily!"
Venture Capitalists: "Who do I make the check out to?"
Yo dawg I heard you like gaudy G*mer shit so we put RGB lights on your face mask!
Yeah if covid is able to keep mutating through vaccines and we live in a perma-pandemic, I will absolutely buy a fancy mask. One year is just a little too short
I'm sad because it looks cool, and it will look cool on some people, but once its barely covering my big fat face, I'll look like a dang dork.
On the other hand, Marshall Amplification mini fridge:
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Marshall-3-2-cu-ft-Mini-Refrigerator-Medium-Capacity-in-Black-MF3-2BLK-NA-U/309563845
They've been hanging this chestnut over our heads for almost a full year now
I kind of want one, but I just know it's going to be several hundred simoleons
