My church tasked me with creating an AI generated Manger Scene this year for the Christmas card but I've to have ruffled some feathers giving the vigin Mary honkin Triple D-Cup Hooters in my AI prompt and my pastor believes it to be in "bad taste". Am I the asshole here?
NTA - Who’s to say the Virgin Mary didn’t have honkin Triple D-Cup Hooters?
YTA because I knew Mary and her tits were way bigger than that, you're really underselling her here
Luke 1.26-38: In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent by God to a town in Galilee called Nazareth, to a virgin engaged to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David. The virgin's name was Mary and she had honkin triple d cup hooters
This is apocryphal, more modern translations accurately indicate she has F cups
Hm, then yeah, OP is the asshole. It's important to be biblically accurate.
Clearly Mary needs three normal to large sized boobs to represent the father, son, and holy spirit.
One of them should be silver: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojeručica
I'm just trying to imagine the look on the octogenarian priest's face when he saw the mock up card. How much penance did he give you for such impure thoughts? Was he liberal in giving you Hail Marys to say or did he hold back in light of the context of the sin?
This is very sinful, I must take this picture into my study to ahem study it's sinful ways.
The lord our God deserves only the most biggly baby mommy milkers to snozzle on.
Yes, traditonally Mary should be portrayed as a Zapatista with an AK 47 in her hand. I'm sure your trad priest will approve of this.
If the virgin Mary isn't dripping with sweat and panting seductively while her ripped clothes hang suggestively off her literally minutes after she's given birth she's not really the virgin Mary now is she. Manger scenes need historical accuracy and if you aren't going to deliver on that front you shouldn't even try
need more information, if you used OpenPapaLLM to generate then it's technically speaking for the pope, who is infallible
YNTAH What's so wrong about triple D-cup sized owls? That's not even really that big for an owl, there are bigger owls.
Why not, isn't that where Jesus' conception come from?
The foundational tenets of the faith must be upheld, even at the expense of less important tenets. Triggering the wokes is the very heart of the faith, bucko.
