US Left: Sir, can we please have health care, I would like not to die..

Establishment: You sound like a dirty com...

US Left cowering in fear: Please don't call me a communist, everyone knows that those are the bad guys (tm), forget the health care. Just give me an old white racist as president and a female cop as vice president, make it a woman of color so we can pretend it's woke.

Establishment: So we agree, the culling continues.