:whywhywhywhywhy: :amerikkka:
Stolen from /r/neoliberal. Surprisingly mixed opinions there on this, not just bootlicking.
It doesn't even feel like he's president. He's just a geriatric suit to hold the title of the office while the barons smash and grab the country's loot
"Administrator Of The Decline" is what I like to call the president.
I want to talk about happy things.
I'm not going to answer any more questions about Afghanistan.
Look, It's the Fourth of July.
We're bringing our troops home. All across America, people are going to ballgames and doing good things.
Biden said "I'll answer all your negative questions -- not negative, legitimate questions" at a later date.
lol a whole mess of "imagine if Trump said this"
Look you might not like it but this is harm reduction™©® in action
"Did you see the video of the kitty, the real small one, trying to get a drink of water from the bowl and then it falls in the bowl and gets water everywhere? Isn't that better than acknowledging climate change?"
Biden is gonna be the Upworthy president
"This kid's dad didn't want him to exert his independence, but he did and that kid was America"
Good question. I bet he's wondering the same thing. :biden-nibble:
And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it’d get hot. I gotta lotta, I got hairy legs, that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, um, blond in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair, mmm, come, come back up again, so I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.
In Communist China the country is ruled by an enfeebled geriatric suit who serves as a figure head to keep the public calm while the country's real rulers, the oligarchs, loot the country until it's inevitable collapse.
I'm sorry sweaty but Biden can't deal with the negativity of all your questions. He doesn't owe you anything. He's in his happy place now, doing self-care.
