Doing fictional violence against police officers? haram

Violating labor laws in real life? halal

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      abuse monkeys with brain chips until they die

      lenin-sleeping i sleep

      advocate couping bolivia for lithium

      lenin-sleeping i sleep

      inherit from settler-kkkolonist emerald mine owning father from apartheid south africa

      lenin-sleeping i sleep

      shoot fictional cop in fictional game with zero real consequences

      REAL SHIT lenin-rage

    • MattsAlt [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Didn't like doing poor people crime, rich people crime is much more fun

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    buys crime game: the crime. a video game literally named after a crime where you play as a criminal

    they make you do crime in it

    peppino-holy-shit

  • Venus [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Shooting cops is like the least evil thing you can do in gta

  • AlkaliMarxist
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    11 months ago

    Too much virtue signalling in video games discourse these days

    Smh

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Didn't like doing crime that threatened capital.

    us-foreign-policy

    What a fucking weenie. This jackass has a platform to talk about appreciating art and fiction, but can't even engage with an opening tutorial. Why do people idolize him?

    Why do they think he's a rebel or punk rock?

    This post was written by Martin Prince if Springfield existed in South Africa and the bullies failed to whoop his ass

  • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Since Dan didn't list all the GTA titles, he might as well be showing off how well he can count to 6. And of course we are all very impressed with his abilities. Good for Dan, counting all the way to 6 on his own. Who's a big boy, Dan is, Dan's a very big boy.

    And second, imagine being so out of touch that you went into GTAV not aware that you will probably have to do crime... and then use that as an excuse to dunk on the game when you come from a crime family.

    Lie about playing a game for internet clout lol.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Seriously, anyone who doesn't mention Vice City or San Andreas is a fucking poser who doesn't know what they're talking about and I say that as someone who hasn't played a GTA game in years

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    A manchild in its literal form. Now I know why I hate the way he speaks so much. Not just on twitter but in real life too. It’s reminiscent of a child at a dinner table trying to impress the adults by being “aware of big people problems”

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      He had all the money in the world. But all he wanted was the one thing money couldn't buy.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        11 months ago

        Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he's conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).

        He's even bought that. He's still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.

  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    11 months ago

    Why the fuck would you play GRAND THEFT AUTO if you don't like crime? It's like "FELONY: the vidyagame"

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Elon is too busy going to Mars to read trivial things like titles. they're much too complex and require far too much mental capacity to possibly extend his limited remaining energy towards. very-intelligent