• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I adopted a Cuban orphan. When I brought them home they immediately went out into the yard and began gnawing on a tree. I asked "what are you doing?" and the child said "Where I come from, we have no food. We have only trees. We eat as the beavers do." He refused to eat people food and would only sleep in the yard because they did not have buildings and slept as the beavers do.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I kept telling him, "this is America. You're free now. You don't have to do as the beavers do." One day he ran off screaming "I must make scent mounds!". That was 13 years ago and I presume he died in the snow.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            edit-2
            3 years ago

            Please return him to me. I miss Gustavo very much. Lay down some oak pellets surrounded by foothold traps. Cubans are nocturnal and you will find him in the morning.

        • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          13 years ago? Pretty sure he ended up as Matt Gaetz's large adult helper son