• Weedian [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Hmm today I will play a video game named after a felony

    Why is it making me do crime?

    • jonne@infosec.pub
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      11 months ago

      I guess he didn't mind the aspect of the game where you take someone's car to take it for a joyride. Now that guy has to deal with insurance, can't get to work, might lose his job and apartment, etc.

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    11 months ago

    fucks over workers who mine his lithium and make his shitty cars

    "imaginary crime makes me feel bad"

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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    11 months ago

    Ian always looks like a grumpy baby in his profile pic.

    This isn't body shaming, he's just a frowny little guy with bad angles.

  • LemonGrease [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    11 months ago

    Dan has played GTA London, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City stories, Vice City stories, Advance, Chinatown wars. He just hates the ones with numbers

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      He's also played The Lost and Damned and the Ballad of Gay Tony. He got IV just for those, but didn't play the base game.

    • GottiGoFast [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      Based and anti-math pilled.

      (I hate math but love shooting at cops in minecraft but for real this time (but not for real as in real-real I mean in an actual videogame this time please Mr. FBI don't Oppenheimer my home))

  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    It's hilarious when billionaires cosplay as populists who support the police while also demonizing the agencies of law enforcement that actually go after them (the SEC in Elon's case and the FBI for Trump). Because they see nothing wrong with street-level cops oppressing the poor in the name of law and order while thinking any inquiry into their possible financial misdeeds is a violation of human rights.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Ian Miles Cheong is gonna be such a grumpy looking old man one day if he doesn't die from gooning injuries first

  • AernaLingus [any]
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    11 months ago

    https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1731894271761154331

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    If you have a problem with killing the cops in GTA, you are not paying attention to the game. The game presents cops as monstrous racists who are trigger happy and corrupt. Therefore, killing the cops is justified, since the universe presents them as evil.