“I’m big time far-leftist: all my household maids are from mexican countries”

  • Runcible [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "hardcore democrat"

    I don't even know where to begin. Like what do they believe in?

    • RedundantClam [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      "Moralists Democrats don't really have beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is control."

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Democrats don’t really have beliefs.

        Yeah, I've got beliefs. I'm a Law And Order Democrat. I believe in living the American Dream through Free Markets, Personal Responsibility, and Liberal Democracy. My favorite holiday is Independence Day and my favorite President is Abraham Lincoln (who was a Republican, I might add).

        You claim that I don't have beliefs, but I'm here to say that I believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Maybe you just wouldn't understand that because your ideology killed a 100 Zillion People. Once you grow up a little, get a Real Job, and learn to take care of yourself, I'm sure you'll come around. I have faith in my system because it is the best system in the world. Liberalism has turned America into a beacon of hope and love, and in time we will win the Hearts and Minds the world over.

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      "All Democrats are good and sexy except for the Squad who rock the boat too much. Republicans are stupid and should be scolded into being smart so they vote Democrat."

      That's the beginning, middle, and end of anyone's ideology if they're calling themselves a hardcore democrat. They have no actual material policy, just celeb worship and nascent nationalism expressed through hip-hopping founding fathers.

    • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      he's a dem that draws X's on his hands while kick flipping off tables with Beto and jamming to Cro-Mags

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        One of my favorite things from the election was a one of Beto's photoshoots where he had some sort of weird skater pose on a table at a coffee shop with "If you don't stand for anything, at least stand on something" over the top of it. I looked, but I'm pretty sure it was lost with the sub.

        edit: it might've been stand on something, even if you don't stand for anything

    • sandinista209 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Obviously shared memes of girl boss Pelosi ripping up Donald Drumpfs speech.