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die bitch
If he dies from fucking hiccups I will lose it :michael-laugh:
This year has been so fucked already, but this would truly be a good part of 2021
Crabs on standby
the priest is a good sign
might have to break out the ket and glowsticks
Comrade Coronavirus let us down. Who could have thought Comrade Hiccups would step up and go this far. And to death?
Hmm... I might have been too hard on Comrade Coronavirus. He might have been working hard behind the scenes.
yes, rushed to surgery with an obstruction in his bowels, surprise crab rave is ready to go
did a journalist get in there to take the photo, or does Bolsonaro's govt think that this is a good photo to release?
https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1415396691763675140
lmao here's the tweet: "We'll be back soon, God willing. Brazil is ours!"
I figured he'd be on some exoskeleton device that makes him rub his belly and pat his head inside of one of those gyroscope astronaut rides.
When he was in the hospital with covid they had him on a rotisserie machine basically to help him breathe
Now I wonder if I read that and I still managed to forget it. My brain got overloaded by the Trump presidency tsunami of craziness and shit.
