https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/driver-suspected-of-defiling-nypd-chipotle-order-in-custody/
video of a cop crying about how they can't trust ordering delivery anymore because the drivers who have no idea that they're delivering to cops might poison them
these fucking idiots it wasn't defiled, chipotle just tastes bad
Attempted Assault!? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SIMPSONS EMOTES
charged with attempted assault on a police officer
Thanks I hate it
This has the kind of energy nobility had about being touched by the peasants.
Lmao, imagine if non-police officers did this every time their fast food wasn't 100% perfect.
When they said they "defiled" it, I thought they'd shat on it or something, but it says all they did was touch it!? Jesus, the police are snowflakes.
I tried, but now I'm banned from that petting zoo.
Using this article’s definition of the word, I have defiled A LOT of things.
