he didn't deserve it

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    11 months ago

    i personally youldve fumbled both. built different. built idiotically

    • Venus [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      I'd have fumbled it so bad that they ended up together

        • Cromalin@lemmygrad.ml
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          11 months ago
          1. this is an externally hosted image so it's not visible on hexbear. you'll have to download it and then upload it to make that work, otherwise i need to go to an alt on a different site to see it
          2. i don't get the joke you're trying to make
          • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]
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            edit-2
            11 months ago

            Huh didn't know that. Ig lemmy clients work differently. Edited it

            It's the "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess" meme lol

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    If Light found the Death Note today, he would be on 4chan and end up killing random store clerks because he's convinced they're pedophiles

    • Helmic [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Henry Kissinger, again. He wakes up in a coffin and has to die again like that.

    • Mokey [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      Derek Chauvin being stabbed every other day in jail is right where youd want him imho

    • Egon
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      3 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        11 months ago

        Sometimes you've got a heavy bag and you're a bit turned around, so you don't know whether your seat is to the right or the left, okay?

        • Egon
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          3 months ago

          deleted by creator

  • ComradeEchidna
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    New gender hot unkempt twink goth girl detective .

    • Cromalin [she/her]
      hexagon
      ·
      11 months ago

      i know many hot unkempt goth girltwinks. idk if any of them are detectives though lea-think

        • Cromalin [she/her]
          hexagon
          ·
          11 months ago

          these are both killer lines tbh

          i spent like 5 minutes trying to come up with my own but alas. i am just not in the creative spirit rn i suppose

            • Cromalin [she/her]
              hexagon
              ·
              11 months ago

              columbo i happened to notice you had one a them stuffed ikea sharks? my niece has one and she was telling me about it last time we talked. said something about "reddit trans culture," whatever that means. it's probably nothing...

            • Cromalin [she/her]
              hexagon
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              edit-2
              11 months ago

              "i had 4 shots in me that night. 2 were whiskey, one was estrogen, and one was the .22 they couldn't fish outta me back in '21. and on a night like that i was feeling all of them"

                • Cromalin [she/her]
                  hexagon
                  ·
                  11 months ago

                  "it's a puppy girl eat puppy girl world out there"

                  "or at least that's what i tell myself to get through the day"

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    11 months ago

    Amazed Death Note doesn't end up in more right-wing weeb genocidal fanfic, purely based on how horny it got after e13.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      edit-2
      11 months ago

      I think Light might be off the right-wing radar because they recognize Light as a centrist LIB. My evidence:

      • Impressionable teenager that probably would have had a successful career in anything else gets untold power, politics is a fuck
      • You could squint and make a case he had some good intentions starting out but then becomes more and more fashy
      • the death notes are basically like drone strikes
      • Light seems like the kinda guy that would post NAFO memes
      • Sometimes seen wearing a tan suit
      • He would try to use the note on Donald Trump, but would fail repeatedly because he would always spell his last name as "Drumpf"

      Light Yagami is Barack Obama

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I remember that Death Note one shot from a few years ago where Trump gets the Death Note

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    I wouldn't have fumbled the bag either.