Yes.
how the fuck did we lose Michael Brooks before Kissinger died, this year sucks
how does lemmy have animated emoticon technology before reddit? Surely reddit, fueled by the power of capitalism, would have been driven to innovation in this space...
"innovation for the bourgeois is the artificial creation of new markets, innovation for the proletariat is the expansion of use-value"
- me, drunk, rn
they're too busy redesigning the site until no one wants to use it.
https://henrykissinger.rip/
Just going to leave this here, comrades.
Lol
Disclaimer: The Kissinger Death Tontine in no way endorses the incredibly cool crime of pushing an elderly war criminal down the stairs.
Do you know how long it's been since I actually laughed out loud at a post
Thank fuck we're back
I've woken up every morning for nearly four years furious he and Queen Elizabeth outlived Castro
It's so fucked up man. At least we got a good round of liberal pearl-clutching when various heads of state commemorated castro's death. Irish libs freaked the fuck out when the preisdent, Michael D. Higgins, gave his condolences to the cuban people.
Castro lived a good life and will always be remembered as one hero among many of the Cuban people.
Still so sad the subreddit was banned before it could get banned for celebrating when he dies
every time the US army kills a child, Henry Kissinger gains another hour of life
I thought they were radical communists. I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT I AM.
ngl was halfway hoping to just bring everything on /r/ to a grinding fucking halt the day he finally eats it! And when the day comes, i'm sure we're gonna be comrades and offer our condolences to r/neoliberal.
I've been edging for the past eight years, waiting to climax upon his death.
It will be life-altering.
I have a Google alert set up to let me know the second it happens 🦀
What terms did you use? Just... “Henry Kissinger dead”? Won’t that get tripped a lot?
Those words exactly. Sadly, it gets tripped a lot and makes me hopefully. Maybe one day it'll work. Hopefully.
Apropos of nothing, have you ever seen one of those news stories where a dead beached whale has to be blown up with dynamite?
I'd love to plan Kissinger's funeral.
one of those
I think it happened just the one time and everyone learned their lesson.
Science is all about repeatability. I think we'll need to try it at least one more time. You know, for science.
Kissinger is going to live until he's 200 years old, unless America passes a constitutional amendment to send his fat ass to Guantanamo to be rectally fed with hummus. This is why I support electoralism because I hope that America can fully embrace George Bush and Dick Cheney's precedents.
I propose that we establish the International Human Centipede Zoo, where war criminals (human centipedified, obviously) from all around the world can be exhibited in facsimiles of their native habitats.
Nah, at this point I want him to live long enough to see us establish global communism and try him for his infinite crimes against humanity. I want him to watch as his life’s work crumbles to ash.