Reddit condom joke...
At the Olympics it's always exciting when someone comes from behind.
"Organizers say athletes should take the condoms home as souvenirs..."
Athletes At The Tokyo Olympics Are Being Given Condoms, And Warnings Not To Use Them
Organizers of this year's Olympics in Tokyo are putting a new meaning behind "look, but don't touch."
The Games are ordinarily a place where many of the young athletes mix, mingle, and naturally get very close.
As they have since the 1980s, organizers ordered thousands of condoms for athletes to safely hook up in Tokyo. To be specific, Japanese organizers ordered 160,000 condoms to be handed out to athletes in the Olympic Village.
But because of the COVID-19 pandemic, Tokyo organizers also want participants to refrain from any kind of intimate physical activity outside of their sport.
That means: Those condoms we gave you? Don't use them — at least not while you're inside the Olympic bubble.
Organizers say athletes should take the condoms home as souvenirs, and use them to raise awareness for HIV and AIDS. But under no uncertain terms are participants to use them, or engage in any one-on-one philandering, while they are in Japan for the Games, organizers said.
The topic may elicit a giggle, but the penalties athletes face if they violate these rules are serious, as are the reasons for implementing them.
Athletes are under strict coronavirus protocols, as Tokyo and other regions of Japan are under a state of emergency due to COVID-19. They must follow social distancing guidelines and abide by bans on handshakes, high fives, and other types of physical, close contact, according to the rulebook.
Any participant who violates the rules could face fines, disqualification, and the loss of Olympic medals if they're found to be repeat offenders. If athletes choose to flout the rules on intimacy, they'll also have to contend with the small cardboard-frame beds that are provided to Olympians.
Do the condoms actually have two Olympics cartoon avatars bumping nasties on the packaging?
That seems more like an encouragement to me.
They're not hentai, they're like, cartoons. From... Japan... Oh geez :meow-knit:
I wonder if this is an example of Japanese ironic humor that just isn't crossing the language and culture barrier.
No, I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few pixels in my time
first the beds, and then they hand out condoms with their mascots fucking?
As much as I wish it so, it's a Photoshop. The real ones are much more boring.
https://www.marca.com/en/olympic-games/2021/06/20/60cfaf63e2704e30bc8b4570.html
The anti-sex beds thing is bullshit anyway. They can withstand about 440 pounds and the point is they can be recycled after the games are over.
they had also said it was fine to fuck on those before the pandemic as long it is 2 people max so it feels like they are just saying this shit while not changing anything at all to look like they are doing something about the pandemic and stuff
Besides, breaking the bed and falling onto the floor usually makes people even more horny
So you take a group of ridiculously athletic young people and place them in a camp together, far away from home. Then you hand out a bunch of free condoms.
And then you expect them not to fuck?
They were going to fuck anyway. It would be grievously irresponsible to not supply condoms. Ask anyone who grew up in an abstinence-only education system. Not providing/educating about condoms doesn't keep kids from having sex, it keeps them from having SAFE sex.
I couldn't agree more. Condoms and other sexual health supplies should be readily and freely available to everyone, especially in situations like this.
You, the second hottest person on the planet, is about to bang the first hottest person on the planet.
Oh no! We were not supplied with condoms. I suppose we will simply shake hands and give our regards.
the olympic committees enforcing moral rules drives me nuts. like, drug test me, let me do my sport, and give me a medal if i place. end of relationship.
It's over covid though. The Olympic Village orgy is pretty well known and accepted over the years. There's always an article about how quickly the village blows through all the free condoms they hand out.
how do you have sex and practice social distancing at the same time?
I'm actually now picturing a massive sterile room with two gigantic robot arms gingerly holding a couple of people in the air while gently rubbing their genitals together like a little kid playing with dolls. And in the center of one wall, on the other side of a glass divider is andysixx telling a small group of masked, japanese businessmen, "It's that easy!"
I didn't have sex for 18 months before a getting my second vaxx a month ago, I didn't know about the dividers aren't they limiting?
Isn't that blanket ment to protect the clean sheets underneath more than its meant to protect your partner against your germs?
So long as everyone is wearing masks and practices social distancing
Which isn't possible to do when you're having sex.
It's not like corona virus is spread sexually, fucking puritans using the pandemic as an excuse to limit sexy time is not only gross but also reactionary.
has it not occurred to anyone that its probably not a great idea to make the best gymnasts etc in the world sleep on cardboard? i'd imagine there could be lawsuits
Just fuck outside and don't kiss.
Just realized they should NOT use THESE condoms. They are collectibles
Sell them in a year.
