it’s literally just mass hysteria holy fuck

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    What's more likely?

    1. Some spooks are having stress reactions as a result of the guilty conscience all the evil shit they do give them
    2. Spooks are getting drunk and are having a hangover
    3. Russo-Chinese Cuban agents are shooting spooks in the brain with never before seen low-intensity sci-fi death rays.

    :fedposting: I don't know man. 1 and 2 seems a bit far-fetched. I'll go with 3.

    • Woly [any]
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      3 years ago

      We're going to eventually find out that there actually is a sci-fi brain beam being used on our diplomats, but it's the CIA shooting it at other Americans

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        100% - when the CIA complains of a mysterious affliction and speculates on some strange, uninvented technology as the cause, they're literally just projecting that they're trying to build that technology, failing at it and harming their own agents in the process

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago
      1. I refuse to believe that you can work for the state department and have a conscience like a human.