there's a certain pale celebrities reach where there features are so, idk, 'public' & sexualized that theyr sort of in an uncanny valley?
if i sawr him on the street :panting: for sure but his countenance in an ad or film produces nothing but ambivalence, or horror at how someone's identity can be eaten by capital
Yeah I think we're going to have to bring you in for this one, even if most of this is a good point
If it helps, he's also a big PC gamer
Made my feelings about him shrivel up pretty good
Calling bullshit on that, I've built every pc I've owned since the 90s and I've never used the N-word.
Like you just want to make him 2% less handsome, then he wouldn't be so wierdly painful to look at
Number 2 - Henry Cavill (91.64%)
Henry Cavill was a close second in the scientific handsome stakes. "He had the highest overall score for his lips and forehead and also scored very highly for the matching ratio of nose and lips and his eye position. But he scored poorly for his eye spacing," Dr De Silva explains. Well you can't have everything!
I think he peaked in the Tudors, got too buff for Superman and now now has that weird hollywood hypermasculine wrestler look.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. These perverts will be dealt with accordingly :volcel-judge:
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