I'll start. Fahrenheit is the superior temperature system for weather reporting. We should use metric for literally everything else, even Celsius for cooking, but I'll be dead in the cold ground before I abandon a system in which you actually get to experience both 0 degrees and 100 degrees. Freezing being 32 instead of 0 is literally the only downside, and it's not a hard number to remember. I'm prepared to die on this hill in the comments.
even the classics kill me. i want to like full metal alchemist, but every time edward flips out over his height part of me dies
There are classics and then there are classics. Most anime is made with those horrible otaku tropes built in, you have to really go out of your way to seek out the shows that forego that shit entirely.