• Owl [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm smart enough to hide my face with a shield but not smart enough to hold a shield by the handle.

      • Fartman77 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        The shield is so shitty and cheap the handle probably fell off. Invest in non amazon gear chuds

    • GenXen [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      Hello! I'm with the marketing team for New Balance. We think you are a great representation of our market and would like to make you our new spokesman!

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      I'm wearing the hat that says "our house" while simultaneously getting kicked out of what I had perceived to be "our" house

    • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm the guy holding an extendible Kubaton in the front of the truck bed like it's the microphone from The Price is Right.