I randomly thought of the Hobbit movies and I remembered Alfrid and just winced. I cannot believe Peter Jackson and co. decided to dedicate that much screentime to this absolutely wretched OC. Were we supposed to find his cowardly antics funny? I don't get it limmy-what

In the theatrical cut he just exits the movie trying to escape a siege dressed as a lady with a bunch of loot stuffed in his bra. In the extended cut he hides in a catapult, still in drag, and accidentally gets launched into the mouth of a hideous CGI troll thing which kills both of them. The scene is so bad it doesn't even work as a cathartic comeuppance. Entirely worthless character in a horrid trilogy of movies

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    11 months ago

    There's some good stuff in there which makes it worse, since it shows they could have done something good if they weren't forced to shit out 3 overlong movies with much less prep than what they had for LOTR.

    Martin Freeman's performance as Bilbo, the Gollum scene or the Smaug scene were all great