Mine is Garfield X The Garfield Eats guy.
GarfieldEATS, world's 1st Garfield theme restaurant known for Garfield shaped pizzas, big lasagnas, and Garficcino coffee
Lasagna and coffee, the classic Italian breakfast.
I'm not comrade. I'm the Garfield equivalent of a vegan. The only things I eat are Garfield-themed, maybe a Sonic the Hedgehog curry when I start noticing vitamin deficiencies. Garficcino is literally the only thing I drink because they don't make Garfield-themed water so I've had to draw cat faces on IV bags to stay alive.
You should just draw stripes on some multivitamins, that counts
I do take any orange pill I see. Maybe those wouldn't offend Garfield (PBUH).
Rod Dreher as a sexy Nun (one of the top posts on the NSFW chapo sub which, for some reason is still around)
What was it, T-Rex fucking a car? That one is pretty funny.