• Woly [any]
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      3 years ago
      • Never exaggerates how much pain they're in.

      • Often experience far greater pain than other cultures and races.

      • Treating other patients can often cause them more pain so they must be prioritized.

      • Pain is frequently caused by secret microwave beams.

          • Woly [any]
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            3 years ago

            What if Havana syndrome was just Fidel Castro haunting the CIA agents and like, doing ghost farts in their face and giving them headaches

    • FidelCastro [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Crackers:

      • Believes they can only heal by inflicting an equal or greater pain on others.
      • Will viciously attack if direct eye contact is made.
      • Has traditional honky remedy of curing cancer with an all fruit diet.
      • Keep a coworker nearby to play the role of “manager” when the white demands to speak with one.
      • Compulsively attempts to “monetize” their suffering by any and all means possible.
      • RION [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Believes they can only heal by inflicting an equal or greater pain on others.

        Lifesteal as a racial bonus is pretty sweet ngl

    • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago
      1. Thinks inflicting pain on others will get rid of their pain
      2. Pain experienced in 1. is not actually real
    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      This is one of the most enraging things you can ever do lol.

      Simply treating them as just another racial category makes ~30% of them go off the wall beserk. Like I'll often just use the words "white girl/guy" when it's totally unnecessary (the same way most people use it for POC when also unnecessary) and it makes so many people mad