I am pleased to accept this new role de oportunidad por el presidente del pueblo de Afganistán.

These very nice men I met de parte de un story telling group told me I am now un Imam. ¡Soy conmocionado, pero I accept their compliment y also esta presidencia!

¡Viva Afganistán!

Edit: Chapos, qué preguntas should I be asking these story tellers? They are called el “tale y ban” and I want to do un buen trabajo.

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    3 years ago

    While the Taliban have been making rapid gains — particularly since U.S.-led forces began a withdrawal in May — few experts see a complete takeover of the capital as imminent.

    Lib technocratic experts were so fucking wrong lmao

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      My new friends are muy eficiente! I am honored to serve as the president of this nation.

      These story tellers now have many helicopters, which I have not seen writers own before. It is wonderful how literatura is always moving on to the next thing!

    • livingperson2 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Every time it happens, it reminds me that Nassim Nicholas Taleb really does have a good bead (is that a phrase, or did I just make something up?) things. He points out in both Fooled by Randomness and Black Swan how absolutely terrible pundits and other species of prognosticators are at doing their "job." Just...daily you can watch them get every god damn thing wrong, but since they wear a serious face when they say dumb shit, audiences pretend this is Important Work and buy in. No learning from mistakes, ever.