this one's traveling the local facebook circuit

if a chud could speak, we could not understand him

  • ToastGhost [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    food safety regulators are literally hitler, or something?

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The official wording on everything is literally like:

      "We strongly recommend that you request unvaccinated employees resume masking and ask vaccinated employees to consider resuming masking"

      Absolutely horrifying authoritarianism.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      If you're the small business owner who worked very hard for your three Wendy's franchises and who is now being persecuted by big government because of health and safety madness: Yes, that's literally Hitler.

      If you're the the customer and you paid for your milkshake and there's not enough whipped cream on top: No. Then it is the people not giving you the perfect milkshake who are literally Hitler.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I dunno, I'd say forcing the Nazis into compliance worked pretty well

    For a little while at least

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Based boomer Steven Milani denounces the coup that destroyed the USSR in contravention of the explicitly expressed will of the people.

    Thanks Comrade Steve!

  • Mike_Penis [any]
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    3 years ago

    genuinely wish all antivaxxers would just drop dead and we could use their corpses as some sort of biofuel

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    if a chud could speak, we could not understand him

    Did you know that the band Coldplay has received 85 awards from 252 nominations? They have been a commercial and critical success for over twenty years, and many consider them the greatest band of all time.

  • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Ah yes, the famously evil Parent forcing their "Good Guy" Child into compliance to not throw their own shit on the walls.

  • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    If I don't work them I'm forced to live on the dole that's basically as little as they can get away with paying you.

    How is that not compliance?

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I wonder if there's a big Space Jam style Basketball out there with every op ep writer and pundit's "talent" stored within and being misused by Tony space aliens against cartoon characters keeps me up at night.

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    White people think that because they own several guns they're personally negotiating their relationship with the state.