Oh my spaghetti monster

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I was raised in one of those fundamentalist suburban enclaves, and remember bringing a Nietzsche book into my Presbyterian church (that turned out to actually just be a tax haven for rich white assholes in my town) and pulling it out whenever the Hymnals started.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Presbyterian church (that turned out to actually just be a tax haven for rich white assholes in my town)

      Weird how that mechanism is not more widely used/known.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It's widely used alright lol, they cycled through 3 pastors before they found the Ted Cruz looking mother fucker that didn't try to raise a stink.

        That one just serviced like 3 or 4 big fish with a lot of other smaller ones just kinda feeding off it. Big one was Deacons writing checks then taking cash out of the collection trays.

        I knew shit was weird when the pastor got a $50k raise and they spent $250k on a "new sound system" that never got installed.