THE STORM IS COMING MY FELLOW PATRIOTS. RUSSIA WILL PAY SOON.

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  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    3 years ago

    exactly the kind of cowardly shit the Russians would do

    Ah yes the usa, paragons of bravery leveling buildings w drones

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Phoenix Program was pretty cowardly too

      abduct people in the middle of the night and then torture them to death, real brave!

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      What, you don't think the magic microwave beam that gives people mild hangover-like symptoms for seemingly no good reason is real? MAGA strikes agqain :galaxy-brain:

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        and this

        EDIT: oh sorry, that's covered in the third link. I misinterpreted the URL as it being only in China and while that is its focus, it mentions the Korean War stuff too in the opening

    • NaturalsNotInIt [any]
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      3 years ago

      We invaded a country because the media told us that they "might" have weapons of mass destruction.

    • Haste_Hall [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      If you drop the microwave weapon bullshit, you're left with "the US is clandestinely at war with a long time adversary" and that's not a really bold claim.

  • FidelCastro [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "The fact that we're not hearing about our retaliations is a good thing".

    Fucking yankee psychopaths.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Is it done, Yuri?"

    "No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun."

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      And they're giving HotPockets to all of their enemies. Truly terrifying stuff.

      • Haste_Hall [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Havana Syndrome is when I scald my tongue on a food item that is also still partly frozen inside

        Cuba is a land of contrasts

  • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    just like Qanon, these motherfuckers watch too many movies. russian microwaves that make you dizzy sounds like something from an old James Bond movie

      • Oni [any,comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        You're thinking of microwaves that were used to power listening bugs wirelessly, but those don't operate at a range that could hurt you. LRAD works because it literally cooks your skin, but there's no way to use microwaves that damage your internal organs without harming the skin first. Plus it would be easy to detect.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Sounds like Qanon level stuff, like legit those symptoms are not what happens to someone exposed to microwaves, sounds more like anxiety disorders which is common among DC/government employees

    Appears conspiracy theories are mainstream even among Dems now

    At least there's one sane comment

    • Oni [any,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Qanon type "Conspiracy theories" has been popular among Dems for years now, "Uighur Genocide" was the biggest one and was basically running on Qanon logic.

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    After seeing this reddit thread last night and now seeing the "Hillary 'trying' to charter flights for Afghani Women" thread, I have deleted my reddit account for good. I know, I know...should have happened a long time ago.

    I feel free, as if a million brain worms were suddenly removed from my skull.

    • sjonkonnerie [any, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      as if a million brain worms were suddenly removed from my skull.

      have you been drinking cattle dewormer?

    • FidelCastro [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I use it to agitate in left leaning subs, for a couple hobbies, and to crosspost Hexbear memes with site watermarks.

      There are also a couple more tankie subs I post on that would understandably piss off less ML people here.

    • Rem [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Hillary ‘trying’ to charter flights for Afghani Women

      What?

      • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        IndependentUK rag piece that had the title:

        Hillary Clinton has been arranging charter flights out of Afghanistan for at-risk women

        The article had no confirmation of any actual flights arranged, but rather her "attempts to arrange, per a report." Obviously, the :brainworms: took to proclaim how great she was and how much we let her down by electing Trump. It was the straw that broke the camel's back for me.

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The fact that we’re not hearing about our retaliations is a good thing

    Lmao, literally “Trust the Plan”

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Pete Buttigieg lead a tactical strike force in a secret mission to destroy KGB operatives and their microwave super weapon in the secret bunker beneath a Havana kitchen appliance repair shop yesterday, but of course the right wing media aren't going to tell you about it because everyone apart from Rachel Maddow is controlled by the global Russian-communist-GOP conspiracy.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Anyone want to do a drive by "sound racist to me" on these people?

  • livingperson2 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    My guess is mild food poisoning and mass hysteria. This shit's dumb af.

      • livingperson2 [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Obviously doesn't DISPROVE your theory, but I think a couple of kids got "it" too - certainly capable of having drunk too much, but ever so slightly less likely.

        • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I'd think that was probably projection by their parents. Besides, kids are often restless, have mood swings, distracted etc. Then add in that they probably live a pretty cloistered life in small ex-pat enclaves in foreign countries, without speaking the language, due to their parents' sensitive jobs.