Need a modern remake where Columbo uncovers the Epstein/Maxwell sex trafficking ring. Who would play Columbo tho? Nobody can get close to Peter Falk, what a cool motherfucker
Edit: been thinking about it and I think Lil B should play Columbo, absent mindedly rolling blunts the whole time
how would the remake end, Columbo gets neutralized by Mossad?
Hah for real. Maybe ends with Columbo doing the "oh one last thing" to Michael Aquino