so on new years I got SUPER FUCKED UP drunk and a little too much NOS gas too. and I was flicking this knife where the blade comes out when you flick it, and then you flick it back in again. and I uh well I flicked it too hard and it left my hand, at which point the knife went into my thigh. I was so fucked I didn't even feel it, I just saw a bunch of blood was now coming down my leg and was like "oh shit, I stabbed myself huh". I'm fine, but I now have a really cool scar on my left thigh
my friends were all freaking out and called an ambulance. the paramedic was HOT AF I remember, and he just said to me I'm a fucking idiot and don't play with knives while drunk, which alright fair point there mate I'll grant you. but it was fine, didn't even need stitches or anything
so on new years I got SUPER FUCKED UP drunk and a little too much NOS gas too. and I was flicking this knife where the blade comes out when you flick it, and then you flick it back in again. and I uh well I flicked it too hard and it left my hand, at which point the knife went into my thigh. I was so fucked I didn't even feel it, I just saw a bunch of blood was now coming down my leg and was like "oh shit, I stabbed myself huh". I'm fine, but I now have a really cool scar on my left thigh
my friends were all freaking out and called an ambulance. the paramedic was HOT AF I remember, and he just said to me I'm a fucking idiot and don't play with knives while drunk, which alright fair point there mate I'll grant you. but it was fine, didn't even need stitches or anything