:thonk:

these stories are from just over ONE MONTH ago but we know Americans have a memory of about five days

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "See the inspiring story of the heroic Doordash deliverer who braved waist-deep water to fulfill his orders"

  • vertexarray [any]
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    3 years ago

    uplifting tales of personal heroism and dramatic interviews with wet people

  • Metalorg [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Thanks for using my image! I feel like I really made a real meme now

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    in 3 months there will be dozens of very special episodes of police, courtroom, and medical procedural shows about this event. RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES. NYC is the capital of the fucking planet. the rest of us are just illiterate mud farmers, eating grubs and turds, hooting at the sun from our caves, so when it floods elsewhere it's because our primitive minds and technologies aren't up to the task.

    but when nature shows up in zoo york, you better believe civilization is on the brink!