• Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Chimpanzee is way too high on the list. That mother fucker will pull your nuts off. You ever *cough* see a hairless one? *cough* Jamie *cough* pull that shit *cough* up.

    • Saleriy [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Most people underestimate how strong chimps are. They literally can pull your limbs off.

      • Owl [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Most people underestimate how much force it takes to pull a limb off. But yes, chimps can still do that.

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      There was atleast one case of a chimp ripping off someone's face and eating their eyeballs, so yeah. No thanks.

      • bigboopballs [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        and ripping someone's hand off of their body with their own bare hands

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I'd rather fight a Gorilla than a Chimp. I'm fucked either way but a Gorilla has empathy.

      • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        I mean, either way you're going to die horribly in a fight. It's just that with a gorilla you're probably more likely to convince it not to fight you in the first place lol